Delaware Flag

Here's an (admittedly rudimentary) artist's rendition of the new Delaware flag. I have personally commissioned this drawing as I think it is an appropriate replacement for the old Delaware flag. You can't go anywhere in the first state these days without running into construction, detours, and traffic hangups due to road or bridge refurbishing. I mean, I think it's great that we take care of our roads here but can we do it ONE freaking ROAD AT A TIME folks?? I mean, I'm starting to think Del DOT has more employees than it knows what to do with, so it constantly sends them out to fix roads that aren't really in need of fixing. For example, I was late for work this morning due to (among other things) the fact that the road in front of the hospital was completely blocked off by orange construction cones. What is the reason for this? That road was perfectly fine as it was. Apparently Del DOT has got a wild hair up its @$$ and has taken it upon itself to completely reroute traffic in the area. This could have profound effects on the health of children, as hospital employees and ambulances and doctors are left scratching their heads and driving in circles trying to get to our facility. But does Del DOT care? No, they're too busy tearing up perfectly good asphalt, spending our tax dollars, causing commute headaches and annoying the hard working citizens of our fine state. I wholeheartedly protest!